Saturday, 1/10/2009

Today's topic:
Grown woman that parade around in clothes that would look stupid even on a 5 year old

There was this grown woman walking her dog in my neighborhood today and I was waiting for her to pass behind my car before I backed out of the driveway. As she drew closer, I noticed that she had on what was the dumbest looking hat. I've searched the internet to find this hat with the hopes of posting a picture here to go with the blog, so that you could see just how stupid this woman looked. But to no avail, the hat is so stupid that no one in the entire world wants to even post a picture of it on the internet.

What makes this hat so stupid? It had ears, eyes and a tail, and then this ladie's face was right there, presumably where this poor animal's mouth and stomach would be. On a 5 year old, this hat would look stupid. You would look at a 5 year old prancing around in this hat and think (even though I really hate children): "Poor kid - he/she has the parent with the poorest taste in the world and he/she is stuck running around in this dopey hat, and he/she will be tortured by pictures of running around in this dopey hat at age 5 when he/she gets married and his/her poor taste parent finds it necessary to show these pictures around at the reception."

But when you see a grown woman prancing around in this hat, you just think "Was there an escape from a nearby mental hospital?!?!" Or better yet, you think "Call the fashion police - someone has stolen this woman's taste!"